If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

True….

(via housewifeswag)

being responsible for a boner is pretty cool.

Its responsibilities that I take very seriously!! Haha 💋

(via insanehonesty)

thetragiccomedian:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE SOMONE KICKED HIM, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE MIRROR

Hahahahaha! Was that you?!?!

(via boredomkillzz)

Word!! I’m down for some Nutella crepes!! Haha

Word!! I’m down for some Nutella crepes!! Haha

(via insanehonesty)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via insanehonesty)


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Tis the season….
cannawitchbitch:

mae-hem LOL
cannawitchbitch:

mae-hem LOL
cannawitchbitch:

mae-hem LOL
cannawitchbitch:

mae-hem LOL
cannawitchbitch:

mae-hem LOL
cannawitchbitch:

mae-hem LOL

Hahaha, layin the smack down!!!

(via onlylolgifs)